Death is nature’s way of saying, “Your table’s ready.” - Robin Williams

Death is nature’s way of saying, “Your table’s ready.” - Robin Williams

For someone with super low self esteem, I’m pretty conceded. 

Chris Pratt reenacting his reaction to being cast in Guardians of the Galaxy (x)

lightspeedsound:

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

omfg 

sam-mooschester:

this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling

decolonize-all-the-things:

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kitchenkind:

Cat dad is watching the football game in the distance while pretending to pay attention to the kittens.

kitchenkind:

Cat dad is watching the football game in the distance while pretending to pay attention to the kittens.

nevergiveup283to140:

So cute!! 😂 

nevergiveup283to140:

So cute!! 😂 

"I didn’t need you, I picked you. And then you picked me back. And that’s like a promise."

Margo ― John Green, Paper Towns. (via seabelle)

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

quentintarrantino:

I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:

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