fiestyhysteria:

randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

fiestyhysteria:

randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

sunuptosundown:

twenty|one|pilots // title lyrics (5/5)

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

mlchaeijones:

rootyrooster:

Getting into the RT fandom

Not sure if you’re referring to Ray, or Michael in the beginning, but both are completely accurate. 

ammit420:

mamitachvla:

ammit420:

mamitachvla:

Stop…fetishizing….huge age…gaps
They’re super toxic and…creepy..and…PREDATOR LIKE !!!!

fuck you got against wideset teeth yo

What

i aint read this right my bad

higherthanyew:

i laughed SOO hard at this haha i love american dad

nerdyandnatural:

tenthousand-thoughts:

You came to the right neighbourhood, new best friend!


And they say that rottweilers are aggressive dogs

nerdyandnatural:

tenthousand-thoughts:

You came to the right neighbourhood, new best friend!

And they say that rottweilers are aggressive dogs

i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests

i don’t


It comes with 2 subwoofers 

It comes with 2 subwoofers 

whatarewewatching13:

Their friendship is perfection