I’m ready to capture the world.

I’m ready to capture the world.

wellisnthatwizard:

this episode was so stressful

buckin-love:

Arctic Monkeys - Tour Posters

It’s been a while, here’s my face.

It’s been a while, here’s my face.

"I tried to smoke pot for the first time when I was 14. Figured I could sneak a few puffs off my big sister’s little glass piece. Stuck it in my mouth trying to figure out which end I was supposed to smoke from. Tasted peculiar. Plus, I just couldn’t get how to work the thing. Eventually, I discovered that these smoking devices typically have a little indentation where the marijauna is supposed to go as well as a pathway inside of it which allows you to inhale the smoke. Glass buttplugs don’t have either of these, which is an important distinction."

Gold in the reddit comments section. (via brispyedges)

captainlucifer:

hannibal’s milkshake is made from all the boys in the yard

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

image

I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

gorillamunchies:

me after I reincarnate

gorillamunchies:

me after I reincarnate

"I will always love the false image I had of you."

(via hefuckin)
desusexmachina:

January 10, 2014 at 01:13AM

desusexmachina:

January 10, 2014 at 01:13AM

theirishshit:

everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock

tom-sits-like-a-whore:


Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.