February 2012
The difference between "normal girls" and me: →
meggannlee:
normal girls:
me:
don’t forget:
2 tags
That moment when you inhale to speak and you start...
thatfunnyblog:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
You’re like:
Everyone else is like:
Waiting for your favourite part of a song →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
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imafuckingclassic asked: I love you too baby cakes! :D What's new?
imafuckingclassic asked: Because I wanted you to have to use that pretty little ginger head of yours, silly!
Anonymous asked: I know you are, because you have sex with me on the beach. And I'm not Krista.
Anonymous asked: Bitch.
Anonymous asked: i love you
Someone should talk to me.
Hate, Love, Envy, Random…I don’t give a shit, just entertain me :D
http://galloping-ginger.tumblr.com/ask
When someone tries to take a picture of me
laugh-addict:
laugh-addict.com
19 tags
Jeff Goldbloom, what're you doing on Glee?
You’re too cool for this show.
1 tag
brynncognito:
poco-loca:
...
In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the heck
Quiz: What the heck
Test: What the heck
When I'll be a mom, my advice will be this →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Mom, he broke my heart:
Mom, I got an F:
Mom, I had a fight with my best friend:
Mom, I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start:
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messr:
moveslike-brittany:
...
1 tag
Sneaking food into your bedroom late at night →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
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Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
When you know you're being annoying but you don't...
always
registeredcatoffender:
jehovahswetness:
This one time the dismissal bell rang in my lit class so I got up and she yelled “the bell doesn’t dictate when I release you” and I turned around and said “well it certainly dictates when you want me to arrive and endure this class” and I turned around all sassy and gay and walked out and everyone went OOOOOOH.
ur perfect
I need to use this omg
“Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.”
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via quoilecanard)
2 tags
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
mockingjayy:
thenewfantastic:
criminallyobsessed:
hotel-denouement:
moral-highground:
yougotredonyou:
nicklex:
hannahisdead:
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
I’m laughing omg.
hahhahahah I know right? I was pretty tempted at first. Then I was like…nnnnnno.
1 tag
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: chest
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
