February 2012
Anonymous asked: How I long to be, is it wrong to be inside of you?
Win all the Oscars you can folks....
Peter Jackson is back with The Hobbit next year.
It’s already over.
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first base: liking
second base: reblogging
third base: following
masturbation: reblogging oneself
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
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The next oldest actor to win an Oscar will be...
havisham:
#guys #come on #it doesn’t count if it’s posthumous
Doctor: You say you're experiencing constant pain. Where does it hurt?
Me: Everything
Me: Everything hurts
Doctor: Whe-
Me: My ships are sinking
Me: All of them
Me: All of my ships
Doctor: Oh fuck, you're one of those people
WatchI love him so much ugh
Things I learnt this year with the Oscars
barrythecastle:
Harry Potter will never win an Oscar
Harry Potter is actually the Leo DiCaprio of the movies
Hugo wins everything
This is Hugo awards
Hugo is the Adele of movies
Benedict Cumberbatch will never show up
Benedict Cumberbatch is the troller of the trollers
Benedict Cumberbatch is the Steven Moffat of British actors
Spoiler Alert.
hiddlesfiddlesfassy:
Nicolas Cage teams up with Leonardo DiCaprio, and they steal the Oscars.
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limiculous:
Yes, it’s violin. With dubstep.
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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
Today, I slipped in the shower and tried to grab...
just-laugh-it-0ff:
It didn’t work.
The difference between "normal girls" and me: →
meggannlee:
normal girls:
me:
don’t forget:
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That moment when you inhale to speak and you start...
thatfunnyblog:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
You’re like:
Everyone else is like:
Waiting for your favourite part of a song →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
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imafuckingclassic asked: I love you too baby cakes! :D What's new?
imafuckingclassic asked: Because I wanted you to have to use that pretty little ginger head of yours, silly!
Anonymous asked: I know you are, because you have sex with me on the beach. And I'm not Krista.
Anonymous asked: Bitch.
Anonymous asked: i love you
Someone should talk to me.
Hate, Love, Envy, Random…I don’t give a shit, just entertain me :D
http://galloping-ginger.tumblr.com/ask
When someone tries to take a picture of me
laugh-addict:
laugh-addict.com
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Jeff Goldbloom, what're you doing on Glee?
You’re too cool for this show.
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brynncognito:
poco-loca:
...
In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the heck
Quiz: What the heck
Test: What the heck
When I'll be a mom, my advice will be this →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Mom, he broke my heart:
Mom, I got an F:
Mom, I had a fight with my best friend:
Mom, I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start:
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